Draft Information for "Sfphinx"

Availability: 
Tuesdays 10PM EST (Scrim)
Thursdays 10PM EST (Scrim)
Sundays 10PM EST (Matches)
Position #1: 
Farm
Position #2: 
HO
Position #3: 
LD
Comments: 
an old tribe player was live on a dairy farm w/ his young son. 1 day his son come 2 him and say, "father, i want 2 play tribe ascend." the old tribe player was shock and say, "son, tribe ascend is not real tribe. dont u want 2 play real man tribe?" but his son was insist and say, "i dunt care about tribe that is old, i want 2 play new tribe ascend." the old tribe player think 2 himself, "ahh, my son is 2 young 2 understand glory of tribe itself, he seduce by fancy graphic of new tribe ascend. i must make example for him." next morning young son come down 2 breakfast and his father have several item on table. b4 son can ask y, father say, "son, tribe is like cow." son was very confuse & just stare and think his father crazy. but the father continue, "tribe provide many great thing, like cow do." he pick up glass of milk and ask son, "what this come from?" and the son say, "that come from cow." father hold up strip of leather and ask, "what this come from?" the son say, "that come from cow." father hold up a cut of meat and ask, "what this come from?" the son say, "that come from cow." finally the father reach under table and pull out a bucket of **** and ask, "what this come from?" the son say, "that come from cow." the father say, "no! that come from cow ass end" the tao of tribe