| Time | Event | Player 1 | Player 2 |
|---|
| 00:00:00 | MissionStart | | |
| 00:00:12 | PlayerConnect | | |
| 00:00:17 | Death | bakerdude | |
| 00:00:17 | PlayerDisconnect | bakerdude | |
| 00:00:28 | Death | Rez! | |
| 00:00:28 | PlayerDisconnect | Rez! | |
| 00:00:42 | PlayerDisconnect | | |
| 00:00:57 | FlagGrab | Penis | |
| 00:00:58 | Death | Penis | |
| 00:00:58 | FlagDrop | Penis | |
| 00:01:04 | FlagGrab | slush | |
| 00:01:10 | Death | Penis | |
| 00:01:10 | Kill | Rippin Corpse | Penis |
| 00:01:11 | FlagDrop | slush | |
| 00:01:14 | Death | Fern | |
| 00:01:14 | Kill | FallenOne | Fern |
| 00:01:17 | Death | Rippin Corpse | |
| 00:01:17 | Kill | BEARJEW | Rippin Corpse |
| 00:01:19 | FlagGrab | slush | |
| 00:01:19 | FlagDrop | slush | |
| 00:01:24 | FlagGrab | slush | |
| 00:01:25 | Death | ClubKid | |
| 00:01:29 | MissionEnd | | |
