| Time | Event | Player 1 | Player 2 |
|---|
| 00:00:00 | MissionStart | | |
| 00:00:15 | Death | nuts | |
| 00:00:15 | PlayerDisconnect | nuts | |
| 00:00:25 | Death | Sami-FIN | |
| 00:00:52 | FlagGrab | Geico | |
| 00:00:52 | FlagDrop | Geico | |
| 00:00:52 | Death | Geico | |
| 00:00:52 | Kill | Johnny Utah | Geico |
| 00:01:02 | Death | Explicit! | |
| 00:01:02 | Kill | Moniker | Explicit! |
| 00:01:08 | Death | SosRocks | |
| 00:01:08 | SelfKill | SosRocks | |
| 00:01:09 | PlayerConnect | | |
| 00:01:10 | FlagGrab | JesusChrist | |
| 00:01:17 | FlagGrab | Moniker | |
| 00:01:18 | FlagDrop | JesusChrist | |
| 00:01:18 | Death | JesusChrist | |
| 00:01:18 | Kill | Biker | JesusChrist |
| 00:01:19 | Kill | Explicit! | Moniker |
| 00:01:19 | Death | Moniker | |
| 00:01:19 | FlagDrop | Moniker | |
| 00:01:20 | FlagReturn | toodles | |
| 00:01:22 | FlagReturn | Johnny Utah | |
| 00:01:31 | MissionEnd | | |
